Upcycle plastic knives into plant markers

True story. Yet those plastic fuckers will survive most post-apo scenarios. Well… the ones that don’t involve plastic melting flames and scorching heat.

But you’ll have to grow food and you’ll have enough to do without trying to guess which shit you planted where. This are cooler than Popsicle sticks because they’ll last year after year.

Start hoarding the Sharpies now. You’ll need them.